Ning is as small as a little Thai monkey. I'd spank her, but that would mean I was....err nevermind! In Thai, the word for monkey is Ling (Ling Ling) So Ning, is a Ling Ling who sucks my ding-a-ling while I sing "Wild Thing" and then I cum in her mouth...which doesn't ryhme at all........"Heyyy...Joooey, bada bing"

From the Trike Patrol fan who brought us the Fani episode, we have another surprise submission this week. While wishing to remain nameless at this time, our faceless friend injects the site with some much-needed freshness and a smooth & sleazy style. He follows a slinky sexy young gal in a dress along a roadway at nighttime and strikes up a conversation with her. Sensing her easiness and attraction, he made quick pickings and got her back to his hotel in no time.

This week’s episode features a LBFM that needs no introduction around here. One that has appeared several times already on the World’s Most Infamous Filipina porn site. One that has been the most oft-requested by the fans for a repeat rendezvous. One that is the epitome of sexy and feminine. One that is everything we all love about Pinay women in general. The quintessential LBFM. We bring to you once again, Rain.

This patrol by Jonas here perfectly sums up what a typical afternoon barhop, pussy-hunt selection and short time hotel fuck session are all about while you’re on holiday here in the PI! There are no frills in this episode. It’s as bare-bones and raw as it is in real life here. And after the short trike ride back to his ST hotel room, Jonas bared his bone to this little horny bar-tart named Ella. Not that names matter at all in these sordid encounters.