This week’s offering comes from an brand new fella, yet to be named, who answered the call for “Trike Patrol’s Next Top Monger”. He snared himself an extra slinky little thing named Fani. She’s a 23 yr old aspiring “model” from Cebu, and ends up getting a bit more than she bargained for in this “modeling” session I think. For those that like ‘em extra skinny, this is your girl. Stick-like arms and legs, flat tummy, and tiny little gumdrop titties, all playing second fiddle (in my book) to her absolutely gorgeously trimmed pek-pek. That is what all pussies should look like my friends. Just beautiful.

Jonas and his coochie-coaxing friend hit up the park this afternoon to find his next piece of LBFM tail. They happened upon this girl, Aira, sitting by herself on a park bench. She’s 24, from Tagaytay, and an un-wed mother employed as a doormat maker. Now I don’t know about you, but to me that sounds like just about the typical resume for a Trike Patrol candidate. Jonas had the same idea obviously, and after Aira expressed interest in doing something a bit naughty, it was back to the hotel room with her. She had her mitts on his prick in no time and gave him a nice knob polishing with her mouth, tongue-piercing and all. But her true passion came out once she boarded the Great Ship Jonas with that hairy pussy of hers, and sailed off into the sunset, moaning like a captured princess getting ravaged by pirates. With those large brown, well-sucked baby-feeders dangling to and fro, she rode, rode and rode some more til Jonas needed to switch things up and take a stab at her himself. He fucked her sideways, front-ways and from the rear, before flipping her over and jizzing on her abdomen, hopefully avoiding another ill-advised insemination for her. After all, a girl can only make so many doormats, right?

If there would be a list of standard ingredients to know you’re in for a good ol’ Manila night, it would go something like this: Neon lights and honking jeepney horns (right place), a frothy mug of San Miguel (right mood), and a cute young chick who doesn’t know the difference between a country and a province (right girl). Mr. X had the fortune of getting that exact recipe just right on this week’s episode. His cute young friend from Cebu, Kate, provided the perfect late-night companionship to end the day. And when companionship comes with tits like hers, it’s all the more satisfying. Lovely light-skinned mounds of flesh with smallish pinkish nipples, and nice change-up from the usual larger, darker ones most Pinays have. It’s all about the variety, right?

Skinny fucking dirty slut with a little round ass that sticks out loves getting screwed. She loves cock, and if she don't get it, she shoves something plastic up there. She has got no fucking tits, just a pair of rock hard nipples. You can pick her up with one hand, her fuck hole is always ready and her skinny legs are open wide for ease of access. She might or might not want money, but she certainly wants to get fucked on the floor. Little girl on big screen, long video on full high definition. Another fuckoff slapper from the street.

One of them high energy drinks had free prizes given away, if you got the right lid. So I bought a bottle, swallowed the sweet liquid and looked under the lid. I texted off the code, and do you fucking believe it? I won. Immediately, my doorbell rang and my prize had arrived. Don't know how they knew where I fucking lived. Anyway, there at the door was anal slave girl Ngai Ngai. Stupid fucking name too, can't pronounce it. And I do know what to do with botty bugger slave girl. I fucked her stupidly up her sphincter gripping poopy tube. Tried using the energy drink as a lubricant, but I don't think she needed it, she was quite obviously well trained in the use of her rectum. So I chained her to the wardrobe and ejaculated on her face when there was another ring on the doorbell. Some other fucker said he had won the prize too, and left with Ngai Ngai. Good thing I made the video.