I decided to do a night-time patrol this week so I started off by heading to the SM Mall which is convenient because it’s right near where I am staying. While I was approaching the entrance, I noticed an enticingly cute little girl standing outside looking at the movie listings. She had on this eye-catching red shirt with shiny purple shorts and silver, sparkly heels. All of that coupled by a “spinner” type build and adorable doe-like eyes, put evil thoughts in my head right away. Oh shit, I’m out of cash! No problem, the ATM was just a few steps away and I was able to keep my eye on her as I withdrew my paper aphrodisiac.

After a few failed attempts earlier in the day (yes, it does happen), I was just about to call it quits and try again tomorrow when I dropped by the grocery mart to pick up a few things for dinner. Little did I know, I would come away with more than just food items. As I pushed my way around the always packed little grocery store with aisles way too close together, I noticed a pair of cute young girls at the other end of the room. The look very similar and I immediately thought they might be sisters. Hmmm, this could be interesting. The smaller one in green noticed me looking and gave me the most adorable, “shy-yet-curious” look as she turned the corner.

Earlier this week I was set to start my pussy hunt patrol when our usually reliable Trike driver texted saying he was ill. Well damn, doesn’t that suck. Anyone that’s familiar with this place knows it’s quite difficult to find a local you can trust around here. We’ve been using the same two Trike drivers since this whole thing started 5+ years ago now. They are as much a part of the Trike Patrol team as the stickmen (us), the cameramen and the webmasters are.