I decided to do a night-time patrol this week so I started off by heading to the SM Mall which is convenient because it’s right near where I am staying. While I was approaching the entrance, I noticed an enticingly cute little girl standing outside looking at the movie listings. She had on this eye-catching red shirt with shiny purple shorts and silver, sparkly heels. All of that coupled by a “spinner” type build and adorable doe-like eyes, put evil thoughts in my head right away. Oh shit, I’m out of cash! No problem, the ATM was just a few steps away and I was able to keep my eye on her as I withdrew my paper aphrodisiac.