When we say Southern Comfort, you probably envision a popular brand of American whiskey. And when we say “Southern Comfort Girl”, you picture some slack-jawed Kentucky mountain skank or a blonde pig-tailed bimbo from Georgia saying “Howdy Ya’ll”. Well you’re wrong on all counts. This is Asia, the other side of the planet. “Comfort Girl” or “Comfort Woman” means one thing here: A straight-up ‘Ho! (to use the southern American vernacular) “Comfort Women” in Asia have been providing men “comfort” for 1000’s upon 1000’s of years. Attilla the Hun had to slow his marches through the Gobi Desert just so the ‘Ho’s could keep up. Fact!