Now we have got a new pope. The old one had to go. God didn't appreciate his attention to fallen misdirected females. He secretly liked to shag gogo girls. The whole sordid story came to life when Bing was approached by an old guy in her bar. He wanted a girl for bondage and oral sex. When they got back to his hotel room, the old stranger insisted on blessing the girl with a treat of holey water. That is holey ejaculated water. Then he dressed up in this pontiff gown and started shagging away. According to Bing, he was bloody good at it. Anyway, at this point, a crew of North Korean commandos broke into the hotel room and captured everyone. Apparently they were upset that someone had been fucking the young leader's new girlfriend. That is nothing to do with this story though. The old guy was dragged away to a cheap short time room for questioning, where they realized he was merely an old bald guy with a big dick. The whole thing has been covered up. The North Koreans are now angry at America flying its not so stealthy stealth bombers over their dear young leader's home. So nuclear war is the only option. The new pope is a very nice man. Everyone is happy. Bing shags for money, and shags well. Watch the video.