Now, compared to the rest of Asia, the Filipinos speak the best English far and away. I mean, it’s really not even close. That is part of the big reason mongers love the place so much. The ability to actually relate and speak with the girls is huge. Especially if you’re used to places like Thailand and others where the non-sexual interaction leaves a lot to be desired. That said, don’t get fooled into thinking you’re going to hear a dissertation on quantum physics from one of your Filipina lady-friends anytime soon.

You know you’re on a tourist beach in a 3rd world country when you can’t walk more than 20 yards without relentless touts trying to sell all kinds of worthless crap to you. Well, that and the unkempt sand, filthy stray dogs, rickety wooden pontoon boats and scammy jetski rentals. So, this is paradise, huh? But then, just then, you realize what brought you here. Because you also can’t go more than 20 yards without a lovely brown-skinned LBFM crossing your path, and high praise to the Mongering Gods for that!

When you shove your cock in a girl's ass and she says "is it in yet?" and "oh this doesn't hurt that bad!" and then proceeds to actually enjoy it, you can either let that deflate your ego or see it for what it is - you just got to turn out another innocent girl-next-door into an anal loving porn whore and help her discover herself sexually. And being the wise sexual educator I am, I do not tell Mandy that she needs to shave her asshole, work on her BJ skills, laser off that idiotic tattoo, or that it's not usual to suck and fuck the talent agent for a demo tape. I let her find all that out for herself when weeks go by and her phone doesn't ring, except when friends and family call Mandy after watching her get assfucked and pumped full of cum on Backroom Casting Couch.

Do you know what I like better than a 19 year old ASU coed with a fit, flawless body (no tattoos!), fun personality, and who just giggles when I tell her I just came inside her ass (her very first anal, btw)? Nothing. So that's what we have today. Dakota is all of the above and more. I wish more girls would take care of themselves like Dakota does. And quietly take it up the ass like Dakota does. And take down their sugar daddy dating site profile once they (believe to) have a kind, caring, generous daddy to take care of 'em. Like Dakota did. Guess that's 2 things I promised that'll never happen for the hottie. But with a body and attitude like that, she's bound to get what she wants tho eventually so don't feel bad for her.

Kyra and her boyfriend Farell were looking for the perfect place and after showing them a few apartments, they agreed on one of the most expensive ones that we have. While giving them a tour, I found it hard to concentrate on on anything but Kyra's nice ass and big titties. She caught me a few times looking at her cleavage but she didn't seem to mind. I offered the young couple the Mikey special and after talking it over they agreed. Soon after signing the lease, Kyra went into the bathroom and sensually stripped. She then got into the shower lathered her tits and called over her boyfriend so he could titty fuck her. Kyra gave him an outstanding blowjob before leading him into the living room by his hard cock. She took his schlong for a ride and then sucked his cock until he blasted his load in her mouth and all over her tits.

She has such a lovely ass it's hard not to grab it! With her perfect ass } in the air, Peigi's hands grip the sofa as her boyfriend enters her in doggy position.
Wanting sex three times a day Peigi knows how to get what she needs, sliding straight into her partners crotch as they sit on the sofa. Reaching upwards she kisses her lovers mouth, wiggling like a contented cat as his hands stroke her breasts. Her pale skin flushes pink as they move together, Boyd's hands pawing and spanking at her bottom, which bounces up and down.

Snuggled together on the sofa, Filipino Amy and her boyfriend Jasper giggle together as they watch a recent home movie. Wriggling together on the sofa their eye's lock and a shared sexual need takes over. Clothing is tugged out of the way revealing Amy's large nipples as they excite each others bodies. Amy pulls her boyfriends lips from her moist labia and kisses him, savoring her own taste as it fills her mouth. Returning the favor she lets her tongue glide up and down the shaft of Jasper's erection... ' I love it!'

The bars and the girls. Those two things are really why we all come, aren’t they? There’s not much else in this seedy little town that would attract anyone to visit for any other reason. The fact that you can find yourself in a bar at almost any hour of the day, enjoying the close company of a warm inviting LBFM is really what vacationing here is all about.

Sometimes the best laid plans don’t always go as swimmingly as first expected. But no matter, because when you’re in the Philippines, you’ll still probably end up getting laid. Jonas had this nice idea of a long weekend getaway to the beach to get out of the city and away from the pollution and crowds for a while. Hopefully, to enjoy some nice sunny seaside weather and find himself a sweet young piece of pookie to punch out on camera for the rest of us.