On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the corner to hail a trike, Jonas runs into this gorgeous slender long-haired beauty walking down the dark backstreet near his hotel.

Sheehan's timeline of unwanted porn stardom: 1) Turns 18, joins a certain sugar daddy site two months later "to get $poiled". 2) I find Sheehan the same day, intrigue her with promise of making $1000-$5000 per day. 3) Lengthy back and forth messaging and jerking off to her pics before Sheehan finally stops by at the office...Fantastic attitude and ridiculously hot body. 4) Sticks a dildo in her perfect ass, gives me one of the best blowjobs of all time, fucks, kisses, cums, and takes a brutal ass pounding, then unsuccessfully tries to dodge cum facial. 5) Sheehan's casting video put up on Backroom. 6) Fame! 7) Angry emails asking when producers will call. 8) Changes user name on sugar daddy site. So do I.
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Yes, that's a bottle of lube and a cock filling her holes. Meet Lexi. A young local stripper (sorry..."dancer") who frequently masturbates and likes to put on a show, touch her titties like she's "dancing" even when she's not, and says all the right things to get ahead with a male decision maker. Today that's me, or so she thinks. A good stripper usually makes enough in tips and VIP room blowjobs to not need to get into the porn business. Lexi can jiggle her ass cheeks and play temptress like the best of 'em so why interview for porn jobs? Maybe she's really as hyper sexual as she portrays herself to be. Either way, anything goes with her. I just wish she hadn't sucked off the whole Smurf village before she came here, or did whatever she did to get that blue colored tongue. Speaking of sucking cocks: she's amazing at it. Sloppy, loud, wet. Wet like her pussy. You'll actually hear it. She's not exactly protesting what's going on and she says she's done anal (once, it turns out) so I shove the lube bottle in her ass, then I have her fuck herself with it while I penetrate her ass. You know, the usual stuff a girl would do at a job interview. Yes it hurts but she's determined to make it look like it's the most fun she's ever had. She even takes the cum facial with gratitude. When I'm finished with her she's visibly relieved: having endured all that, surely she'll get those glamorous adult modeling gigs, and she can kiss the stripper life goodbye. Oh wait....

Vivien’s tight juicy pussy was too seductive of a target to pass on it and our horny fella wasted no time plunging his cock into this sweet honey pot. He did some hard drilling to get it ready for a cumshot and unloaded his balls inside turning this beautiful love bud into a cum-soaked creampie.

Nelly is a sexy 20 y.o. slut who loves anal sex and messy cumshots. She’s an awesome fuck because of the way she sucks and her tight anus is a great fit for any dick. She got really wild riding our guy’s cock during Creampie video shooting and made him cum inside of her filling her rectal tunnel with his hot ball sauce and shooting some hot sperm around her stretched asshole.

For us men, I think there’s something existential about watching a tan-skinned girl in a bikini frolic and play in the water, isn’t there? Cue the start of this week’s submitted Trike Patrol episode from Jonas. You’ll see he’s still there on holiday sewing his wild oats this month; and doing so with his camcorder rolling for us thankfully! On this installment, he films a girl he met earlier that day down at Mo’s, after she agreed to meet up later at his hotel for a swim. Here’s a little bit about her before the rest Jonas will find out: