You’re probably wondering just what in the hell is a “pussisig”… well, it’s nothing actually… Just something I made up ’cause I thought it sounded cool.. sue me. Anyway, I came up with the term when I met Yvonny at this little videoke resto bar type place. They’d already ordered food by the time I got there, something called sizzling sisig. It kinda looked like dog food though I dunno that I’d feed fried pig face to my dog, but w/e.. One of those Filipino cuisines that I’ll never take to.

Well fellas… we did it again. For the first time on Trike Patrol, we present to you Betyna, a true to life squirter! Now, to be completely honest, we were very sceptical about the whole thing, but much to our surprise, she is the real deal… though we should actually be calling her a gusher since that’s exactly what she did! Talk about a steamy mess to clean up afterwards.. Betyna managed to spray her hot lady juice all over the bed, the floor, our cameraman’s leg… and even the hotels telephone! I bet they had fun cleaning that up haha.

I know, the title sounds a little amateurish, but that is exactly what this week’s episode illustrates. We have two complete first-timers on camera here, Zack and Trixia. Zack has been a long time fan of both Filipinas and Trike Patrol, so he decided to volunteer and “have a go” at it himself this trip. Trixia, a nice young lady we met down the street while out for a coffee that morning, was more than willing to assist Zack in doing so.

We strive to bring you as much variety as we can here on Trike Patrol. This week, we think we accomplished that for you nicely. Meet Sabrina, KB’s latest conquest from off a random street corner in the city while out on patrol. What is special about Sabrina, aside from being another sexy LBFM, is that she is a recent mommy whose bountiful breasts are still over-flowing with milk!

At first glance, Mila comes across as a shy, conservative young girl from the big city. I hardly have to mention how beautiful she is; the fair white skin, gorgeous long hair, and heavenly slender body. That being said, this hot 19 year old had no qualms about getting naked for our cam and going for a romp with a stranger in our hotel room.

This 19 year old sweetie looks the part of her namesake at first glance. She has that fair, “Angelic” type of face with those soft features and sparkly eyes. But Angel is anything but innocent as you’re about to see. Jay, our young, enthusiastic new vacationer, had the pleasure of meeting Angel at one of the local disco’s the other night and was able to score her cell number.

If you’re one of our winter-chilled friends back in the U.S of A, where 48 out of 50 states now have snow of the ground, we feel for ya. As the only public service we know how to provide, here’s a hot little number named Miray that is sure to create warming sensations below the belt and evoke happy heated thoughts in the mind.

Meanwhile, back in the science lab, the genetic engineers ordered in a takeaway lunch of intestines soup and deep fried mosquitoes, which was duly delivered by Roong, a pleasant natured pretty little thing. The engineers looked at her and knew what to do. A few injections and a quick operation, two thirds of her brain was removed, and replaced with hormone secreting glands that were grown from stem cells retrieved from her own anus. They were so pleased with their work, they signed her right breast with their signature star logo. And so Roong was an instant zombie anal fuck toy. What they did not realize was that she was a complete bum fuck loving fuck toy already. I had just made this video with her the night before. A real pleasant natured pretty little, big titty, three hole loving thing. And she had a nice smile too. So the stem cells that the engineers retrieved from her anus, they might not be hers, they were probably the remains of my semen that I ejaculated up her rectum a few good hours before. Yeah, those stem cells in her brain come from me. No wonder she is a zombie. Be careful what you order for lunch, sit back and enjoy the video.

This week, KB met a pretty young thing named Leslie out on the street somewhere. They hit it off pretty well and he talked her back to the hotel room to hang out. After a short while, Leslie revealed that she was hankering for a “good ol’ fashioned dick-down” from KB.

Meet Gail, a lovely young girl we met down at the hotel pool area. She was there with a friend to meet an internet boyfriend, or so she told us. We honestly didn’t care and invited her up to the room for a swim in the Jacuzzi. Who needs a Trike anymore when there are babes like this right outside your door?