On some Trike Patrols, the longest road out is the shortest road home. Today was one of those days, as I set off on a lengthy health-walk for an hour or so after a late breakfast. In almost the same area I met Lyn last week, I spotted an adorable slim-bodied youngwan walking in my direction. Well, well, what have we here? This girl was extremely cute and told me her name was “Irish”. Interesting name for a Filipina I thought. I wonder if she’ll be able to resist my lucky charms? If my one-eyed trouser Borg has anything to say about it: Resistance is Futile!

On Trike Patrol, you see types of girls you won’t find on “ordinary porn” sites. Why? Because we pride ourselves in NOT being an ordinary porn site. These are raw, unscripted, real-life sexual encounters with everyday Filipina girls. That is what we do and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. There are plenty of other Asian “porn” sites out there if you want to see plastic, overly made-up, air-brushed porn actresses on a salary get stuffed by 10 cocks while screaming like they’re getting murdered and then drinking 10 loads of cum out of a cock-tail glass on cue. (hey wait, that does sound kindof interesting)

Another cheap hotel room with nothing on the television. At least the maid is here to clean the room. Wonder if she goes. She does look pretty bored with her job, I am sure I can liven up her life. Nice little country girl can suck my cock and open her creamy vagina. Call room service, watch the video.

Last week’s Patrol happened quite earlier in the day than usual. This week was the exact opposite. On my way home from a night of barhopping with a few friends in town, I noticed a pair of cute-looking girls inside a small convenience store. One of them looked somewhat familiar, but my vision gets a little blurred after a few beers so I had to get a closer look.

To even the average tourist, nearly everything walking around here with a pussy is a possible quick & easy sexual encounter. You can almost smell it in the air when you hit the outskirts of town riding in. I’m not sure why exactly, but even the apparent non-bargirls seem easier here. Maybe it’s because the “bargirl culture” has been so prominently and deeply engrained into everyday life here over the many years of its history as a “whore town”.

There’s nothing quite like Christmas in the Philippines. Here, the season basically begins in September. The music, the decorations and the cries of “where’s my Christmas?” from every bar-girl you meet, will overwhelm your eyes and ears for about 4 solid months. If you’re someone who hates Christmas, you should probably avoid coming here between September and January because you’re sure to get an overdose of it.

The boys were out for a cruise to find something special to write home about when they got in touch with a girl they ran into from the night before while figuring she could be the one for a jolly ol’ rogering on TukTuk Patrol. Upon arrival at her place of employment, they reintroduced themselves and whisked her off in the tuk-tuk. She was, after-all, in need a ride… so the boys surely took that as an opportunity to give her one (in more ways than one) while playing the age old “poor lost tourists” routine!

The sexual vivaciousness our favorite brand of Asian women display here every week probably seems even more far-fetched than the diminutive natives Swift wrote about in his famous novel. However, in a rare case of reality outdoing fiction, this place truly does exist and these women truly do possess an unparalleled carnal effervescence.

Gee recommended her friend Aon to me for some extra curricular activities when she saw me approaching down the beach road. They were going to be a package deal but I was O.K. with that. I took both girls back to the shag pad and there I got a fine taste of Gee's sweet ass like never before, she was an anal queen. Aon was quite helpful and had a personality and sexuality that provided much enthusiasm to the night. Together the girls were a lot of fun and where Gee excelled at anal, Aon excelled in taking what she was given and making it better. I had delayed in taking both these girls in the past and now I think I must have been crazy and jumped at the chance to have these two girls together. Often when you're too close to the screen you fail to see the big picture and often in my hunts I make this mistake. Luckily this one I didn't have to regret.

If last week’s girl Marie was your typical small Pinay spinner type, this week’s chick has a body that is anything but. On a wet evening earlier this week I was out having dinner with some friends. While riding my motorbike—the 2-wheeled variety—on my way home, I spotted a tall drink of water off in the shadows of a closed-down shop. She had on this killer short dress and high heels making her look even more eye-catching from a distance.