I chained Vee to the toilet and fucked her up the ass. Fucked on the dining room table, fucked her well. Her short thick mop of hair matched her clean thick black haze of pubes with her nice pink clitoris poking through. She moaned and screamed when I fucked her vagina, she moaned and screamed more when I buggered her up her rectum. I chained her to the bathroom cabinet. She opened her mouth ready for me to ejaculate in it, quite happy to have got filthy fucked up all three fuck holes. Unchain the video.

I always love my trips into the big city. The big buildings, the honking jeepneys and buses, the smell of street food mixed with traffic fumes in the air, and of course, the wealth of LBFM’s just waiting to be plucked up and fucked. Why, the city is essentially a cornucopia of pussy, and for that, I give many thanks.

Guys, John T here. Look, many know my heart lies with the Philippines but when I visit Thailand, there’s an indescribable pull that almost threatens to keep me here forever. Is it the culture? As much as I enjoy it, no. Is it the faster-paced modern lifestyles? That definitely helps but… no, that’s not it either. It’s the FUN pussy man! Check out Ping here and I think you’ll understand.

Some Pinays who have appeared on Tr1ke Patr0l over the years seem to leave more of an impact on guys than others. I can’t put my finger on what it is, because it’s not just one type or the other. I think it’s just that same girls have “the thing”. You can’t describe what it is or why they have it, but they just do. Some kind of natural ethereal sexiness that emanates outwardly from them, even across the vast expanses of cyberspace.

It’s always good to see old friends. And by friends, I mean girls you’ve fucked before. You see, chances are, if they let you fuck them once, you can probably fuck them again. Simply put, you definitely have a better chance of re-fucking a girl you’ve fucked than fucking one you haven’t fucked yet. While we here at Trike Patrol usually operate on a fuck-and-release system, we sometimes welcome back the sight of past fucked girls if the opportunity should present itself to us.

This week’s end-of-year episode delivered by Jonas is a perfect summarization of the type of day any one of us can easily have in the Philippines while there on holiday. Everything about it, the trike ride, the lovely young girl, hanging out amidst the raucous nightlife and the subsequent trip back to the hotel for boom-boom really captures the essence of what Trike Patrol is all about and what we strive to bring you in our ever-growing compilation of LBFM encounters caught on tape.

Happy New Year fellas, I hope you’re ready for another great 12 months of LBFM pussy snatch & grab here on Tr1ke Patr0l! We get 2013 kicked off with a a brand new puki-monger conducting his first ever patrol for us. We’re gonna continue to be what we always have been: A real site, with real guys hunting down real Filipinas and fucking them on camera during their vacations; for mongers, by mongers. Who is Trike Patrol many ask? The answer truly is: We all are.

If you’re like the rest of us Filipina-addicts around here, you could probably sit and watch a sexy Filipina girl do just about anything all day. The natural beauty and grace in them provides a never-ending allure. Their long flowing hair, soft doe-like features, and modest feminine demeanor simply enthralls us to keep our eyes on them. They can make just about anything look sexy, even just shooting some pool alone at a quiet little billiards room.

Ah yes, the Malls of the Philippines. They are like little encapsulated ecosystems of Filipina pussies just waiting to be plucked and plowed. One wonders how these consumerist monstrosities number so highly in a country where the average income is so low. But then, once you see the never-ending lines at any foreign money remittance center, you stop wondering.

Encouraged by seeing his “work” appear on the World’s most famous Filipina site a few weeks ago with his Charmaine video, Tourist Bob wanted to have another go at filming his vacation sexcapades for all to see. So earlier this week, he fired up his trusty tourist cam once again to capture the episode you now see before you. From the looks and body on this girl, it promises to be a jizz-puller. Get out that squeegee from your PC monitor’s boys.