If there’s one thing about Trike drivers in the PI, as much as we love and appreciate their services, it’s that you don’t wanna be caught in need of a ride from one and only have large peso bills on you. Why? Because despite the fact that they have been driving around all day and have undoubtedly transported dozens of passengers, these motherfuckers will NEVER have change for you. So take our word on this: Whether it’s needing to run some errands, go to the mall or even conduct three-wheeled pussy hunting operations like us, always be sure to have some small peso bills with you when you’re out and about.

20 y o Becky gets inseminated twice today, one time which she knows of. I pop early in her super tight pussy from watching that phat-tastic ass move up and down as I fuck her in doggy, I pull out, then put my cum leaking cock right back in her and distract her with questions about doing anal for her "demo tape". Finish her off with an official creampie after fucking the shit out of her on my desk. Punishment for being terrible at sucking cock. And everything else. Becky apparently spends all her welfare checks on getting trashy tatoos, so before I get to all that, I have to pick her ("I-can't-believe-you're-a white-girl!") ass up from home, do my pitch while driving, and tell her that when we get to my office I'll walk her through her demo tape. We arrive, I turn on my cams, and it's Becky's turn to convince me she's pornstar material. Spoiler alert: she's not.

Total fuck off Fiasco. I fuck the girls that you should be fucking, but this girl I fucked so you don't have to. The gorgeous little slut that is a right nightmare, telling me when to come, telling me to take it out, telling me not to finish 'cos she has not come yet. Complaining about every fucking thing, me, her, money, you, her family, life, she has got a real fucking chip on her shoulder about everything. But, Fiasco does need to reach orgasm. If not, there is a continuous tirade of expletives. And when she does come, she continues her tirade of expletives. She does look good in her turquoise leggings, fucking good. And if she would shut the fuck up, she would be a good grind as well. Don't invite her to your room, she might smash it up. I don't know what this girl is capable of. Apart from sex, which she does enjoy. She just does not give a krap if you enjoy it or not. I have got so many lovely girls for you, clean, smelly, cute, filthy, loving, fit, delightful girls. Now, all you have got to do, is watch Fiasco on video.

After hangin’ around getting bored for some time a few days ago, the boys were just about to give up until they seen a leggy, yet short, girl strolling on by. Not being one to let any chance slip by, Mr Naughty RAN after her into a shop just to see what this cat was all about and apparently, the bloke driving the Honda Civic can’t park worth a shit and fucked up the camera’s focus but he eventually talked her into coming to the TukTuk after reassuring the shop’s bouncer she was ok to go with him and paying for her drink.

It’s good to change up the patrol locations sometimes for a different crowd of girls, so Jonas decided to scout a different mall than the usual ones. Another tactic he was testing out was bringing one of his female friends along to help approach the girls easier. It wasn’t long before they spotted a sexy looking babe in a striped top and jeans strolling through the half-empty mall solo.

Did you ever wonder what LBFM hunters used to patrol for puki before the advent of our beloved tricycles? It’s tough to imagine a world without trikes, I know. But such a time did exist my friends, believe it or not. And on that glorious day when trikes finally did arrive on scene here in the Pinas, do you know what they first called them? Horseless Chariots of course.

There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking, waiting for nothing. “Hey Sir, hapf a seat..” Why the fuck would I want to have a seat in the middle of this sweaty inner-city ghetto of a place? But just about then, you are invariably reminded of why you ever came to this otherwise dreadful place: The girls. Oh, those Filipina girls. They can totally blind you to the omnipresent ugliness and despair that abounds here.

If you are any type of monger worth your salt and you see an LBFM dressed like this one, you have to stop what you’re doing and follow it. Jonas was not about to let this tarty looking piece of Pinay ass in a tight pink dress get away, so he flicked his cam to video mode and went in behind her. He was betting her dress wasn’t the only thing that was tight and pink and he was gonna do his damnedest to find out.

Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about him lately, he was more than happy to make an impromptu return to where he began his exhibitionist mongering journey. While he’s keeping pretty busy these days traveling all throughout Asia, he said that anytime he passes through the Philippines, he’ll be hopping back in the trike with us for at least a couple of rides.

Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm, hassle-free LBFM pussy to cap it all off would certainly make it better, wouldn’t you agree?