Hi guys, Mr. X back here again with a new Tr1ke Patr0l for you. You might remember me from such past patrol’s as “Roseanne the Manila Killah” and “Diana the Cum Guzzler”. If you know anything about me you know I love my girls raw, rough and nasty. This ain’t the fuckin’ dating game here boys. I come for one thing and one thing only; hardcore sex with the sluttiest LBFMs I can find. Everyone needs a style and that is mine.

After getting out of my trike from the hotel, I met a pair of cute LBFM’s an that jeepney park area across from the strip. Looking like they had nowhere in particular to go, I asked if they’d wanna join me for some Happy Hornet fast food. Why of course they would, and judging by how skinny they were, it looked like the needed a good feed anyway. I love me some spinners!

So I’m taking a break from the dusty shithole town up North for awhile this week, much like Mr. X. did last week, when I noticed this dark-skinned lil’ spinner walking across the busy street in traffic. I quickly switch on my patrol-cam, which is always at the ready, and scurry on after her through the honking cars and motorbikes.

Asian teen Alina Li has just finished a nice phone conversation with her mother back in China, and now it's time for a shower. Good thing a kind man is bringing her a fresh towel, but we don't think he's going to want her too dry! She catches him sniffing her fragrant cotton panties and it turns her on so much she lets him touch her tiny tits. Her tight, little pussy is diddled and fingered until she's horny enough to let him throat fuck her. That's all a warm-up for this nubile teen, who just wants to get fucked hard and put away wet with a nice warm creampie.

Hold on to your catch-rags boys, this one’s a real fireplug that gets the blood going the minute she comes on-screen. If you don’t have a catch-rag handy, you better get one. But before I get to her, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the latest addition to the ever-growing Trike Patrol squad rotation. This week we are happy to welcome Ryan, a brand new “walk-on” patrolman to the World’s most famous LBFM snatch-grabbing website.

Old sayings have a funny way of always ringing true, don’t they? They’ve stood the test of time and have been proven again and again. I’m not quite sure if I got the wording right, but you get the idea. Ok, wait, I just have to say this: If you’re still reading this after laying eyes on this absolute DOLL of a babe we have for you this week then something’s seriously wrong with you man. Nobody likes to read that much. Would you just LOOK at this fucking girl!

Fresh off his inaugural Trike Patrol run last week, Ryno hops right back in the sidecar to bring us another tasty piece of LBFM tail. This week, while cruising for his next catch, he starts off by giving us an informative monologue about the wonders of traveling to Southeast Asia. Everything he says is spot-on. It’s true, the things that matter to women in the West don’t matter as much here. Now the haters will always insist it’s only due to the socio-economic factors at play, but to that I say: Who the fuck cares?

So guys, this week we have a new-cumer named Rick to add to the roster of stickmen for TukTuk Patrol. With him being good friends with Mr Nice and being out on patrol with us before during down-times, he was given the opportunity to show his insatiable love for Thailand pussy on camera. We figured it was high time to officially break in the new-cumer and with today’s update the boys bring us a dashing busty Thai girl named Bee for such an occasion! (seems to be a popular name in Thailand, doesn’t it?)