The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here for 15 minutes and you’ll know what I mean. Bargirls coming from the bars hand in hand with their customers, camgirls, freelancers and internet girlfriends showing up and checking in at the front desk to meet their marks, and even steady gf’s and wives trying to track down their cheating money-ko’s. You’ll see it all.

Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in regards to variety. They all say the enjoy Trike Patrol and the lovely amateur Pinays we present, but were each left wanting to see us mix things up a bit more. This is totally understandable and we will certainly do our best, but the one unpredictable variable in all of it is, well, the girls.

I love me these dark-skinned ones. I’ll take these all day, every-day over the paler variety. It seems Tourist Bob was in a similar frame of mind when he scooped up these mocha-toned Filipina beauty. Meet 23yr old Rosalie, who Bob met hanging around at the village’s famous local eating station, which will go unnamed here. A spot which may have lost it’s luster over the years, but still remains a place where like-minded adults can meet, greet and later hit the sheets. You won’t find as many stunners there as in the past, but 20 and 30 somethings of Rosalie’s caliber are regularly available still.

One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here, oh no. You can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want, without much worry or stress. One side effect of this lifestyle is losing track of time. That is not necessarily a bad thing entirely, but it can throw kinks in your loosely-laid plans to lay loose women.

Been awhile since we’ve had some big ol’ Filipina titties on here, hasn’t it? Thankfully, Jonas has us sorted with this week’s addition of Joy and her healthy full-sized susu’s. He meets her hanging by a local resort’s pool area just having an iced tea while waiting for a friend. Her one-piece brown dress wasn’t too revealing but you could already tell she was hiding some hefty Eartha Kitts in there.

Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be what it used to be, in terms of selection, but if you drop in and wait around a lil’ while, you’re sure to have a chance at some strange. That’s what Jonas did on this week’s patrol here. He hung out by the front patio seating area until he saw a decent little number walk in and look approachable. He invited her to a table and started rolling tape. It was clear pretty soon off that she was there for a quick hook-up. He got her in a trike (what else?) and back to his short-time hotel before even knowing this much about her:

When a serious Filipina monger has put in extensive miles—-through air, ground and vagina—-perfecting his cunt-crushing craft, there’s really only one logical next step in his perverse progression: To start filming his Pinay pussy procurements and sharing them with the World! This natural path is almost exactly why Trike Patrol even exists I might add, and we’re damn lucky it does for the lovers of all things Filipina.

Now then, this is something you don’t find everyday. A Filipina living in the PI with surgically enhanced breastisses. It’s really a rare sighting here, for a number of reasons. The biggest one being economics. The majority of Filipinas just don’t have the extra cash to be spending on fake tits. Not that we really want them to start either. I think it’s safe to say that most Pinay-lovers appreciate that very natural look and feel our LBFMs inherently possess. It’s one of the things that draws us to them I believe and it’s doubtful that we want them all running out and getting plastic surgery anytime soon. The last thing we want our Filipina darlings to become are overly done-up imitations of the insufferable American bimbos we have back home. Fuck. That.

If there’s one thing about Trike drivers in the PI, as much as we love and appreciate their services, it’s that you don’t wanna be caught in need of a ride from one and only have large peso bills on you. Why? Because despite the fact that they have been driving around all day and have undoubtedly transported dozens of passengers, these motherfuckers will NEVER have change for you. So take our word on this: Whether it’s needing to run some errands, go to the mall or even conduct three-wheeled pussy hunting operations like us, always be sure to have some small peso bills with you when you’re out and about.

20 y o Becky gets inseminated twice today, one time which she knows of. I pop early in her super tight pussy from watching that phat-tastic ass move up and down as I fuck her in doggy, I pull out, then put my cum leaking cock right back in her and distract her with questions about doing anal for her "demo tape". Finish her off with an official creampie after fucking the shit out of her on my desk. Punishment for being terrible at sucking cock. And everything else. Becky apparently spends all her welfare checks on getting trashy tatoos, so before I get to all that, I have to pick her ("I-can't-believe-you're-a white-girl!") ass up from home, do my pitch while driving, and tell her that when we get to my office I'll walk her through her demo tape. We arrive, I turn on my cams, and it's Becky's turn to convince me she's pornstar material. Spoiler alert: she's not.