Today was a long day here in TP land. We literally rode around, cramped up in our sardine can of a trike, for hours with not so much as a hint of luck. We normally never have this much trouble finding a chick, but damn… today was just one of those days. At any rate, it was getting late so we decided to call it a day and headed over to this nice restaurant-bar-pool spot to unwind.

Rainy days, rainy days… rainy days. Bruce and I were about to hit the mean streets of AC today, only to find our trike floating down the street… well, not really, but it was raining hard as all hell. Needless to say, we were unable to go out on patrol… but we always have a backup plan for times like these…

This week’s episode is one that brings me a warm & fuzzy feeling….not to mention a pulsating boner. If you’ve been a Trike Patrol member for any length of time, you probably remember Roann from way back when Trike Patrol first launched over 4 years ago. She appeared in the episode titled “Crack Filling”, which was quite popular at the time. Boy does time fly when you’re having fun!

While it is technically more accurate to say “Filipina”, Filipino rhymes better with “emo” and is still widely used referring to either sex. Why the “emo” thing though? Well, Charo here just has that “emo” look to her. The short, choppy hair, the large, colorful tattoos and the sparkly nose piercing; those all give her that “emo” style which is unusual for Filipinas.

When I say young, I mean 18 years old. When I say fresh, just look at her lovely skin, hair and pussy. When I say naughty, I mean for the fact that she enjoys sucking and fucking as much as any hardened slut bargirl, despite her youth and lack of experience.

Despite the gloomy weather, we got rather lucky this rainy October afternoon. We spotted Tina here walking along a busy road so we stopped and called her over. She was more than happy to get out of the rain, and the short conversation over lunch told us she might treat us to some tricks a little later.

Rexik was trapped inside the elevator at the new luxury shopping mall, on her way to spend some more of her wealthy boyfriend’s spending money. The elevator broke down, and got jammed stuck between the lingerie floor and the perfume floor. Terrible, right between the two departments she would have felt at home in. The rich property barons who built the shopping mall were cheap bastards, and put in a shitty lift with no maintenance contract and no intercom. There was power to the elevator, but it was jammed stuck, so the light was on. Rexik was inside, alone, gazing at her reflection in the mirror. She tried pressing all the buttons. They did not work. So she started playing with herself. It took the recovery crews weeks to discover the problem and retrieve Rexik. In the mean time, with no food or sustenance, she had lost half her body weight, and was half mad from endless days of silent masturbation. Her boyfriend had got bored of waiting for her, and found a new slapper to spend his money on. So Rexik was out on the street, a waif like figure. Her clothes were too big and slipped off, leaving her wearing only black hose and stupid red high heels. And she had developed this tendency to rub her clitoris continuously. Get the video and send for the emergency crew.

I spent the weekend at a buddies condo in the city recently and was pretty darned happy with how it turned out. I caught this older broad working out down in the exercise area and decided to chat her up. Her name is Joyce and she claimed to be 28, but we all know women always lie about their age a few years down. Nevertheless, Joyce was sportin’ a reasonably fuck-fit body for a MILF, and my ever-ready cock sensed the meeting would pay off nicely for me.

While any Trike ride is a potential pussy-hunting session, certain routes are far more plentiful than others. Periphery Road is one of those areas and today was yet another example of why. The best time to cruise here is mid-afternoon because there’s always a bounty of girls walking to work and getting off Jeepneys.

Some girls were just born to fuck strangers at the drop of a hat. As you’ll see in this week’s episode, Daisel is one of those girls. We usually refrain from words like “slut” or “whore” here on Trike Patrol, but it was somewhat of a chore deciding what else to call her. I had to break out the ol’ thesaurus to find something a little nicer and “hussy” was the best I could come up with.