Ning is as small as a little Thai monkey. I'd spank her, but that would mean I was....err nevermind! In Thai, the word for monkey is Ling (Ling Ling) So Ning, is a Ling Ling who sucks my ding-a-ling while I sing "Wild Thing" and then I cum in her mouth...which doesn't ryhme at all........"Heyyy...Joooey, bada bing"

From the Trike Patrol fan who brought us the Fani episode, we have another surprise submission this week. While wishing to remain nameless at this time, our faceless friend injects the site with some much-needed freshness and a smooth & sleazy style. He follows a slinky sexy young gal in a dress along a roadway at nighttime and strikes up a conversation with her. Sensing her easiness and attraction, he made quick pickings and got her back to his hotel in no time.

This week’s episode features a LBFM that needs no introduction around here. One that has appeared several times already on the World’s Most Infamous Filipina porn site. One that has been the most oft-requested by the fans for a repeat rendezvous. One that is the epitome of sexy and feminine. One that is everything we all love about Pinay women in general. The quintessential LBFM. We bring to you once again, Rain.

This patrol by Jonas here perfectly sums up what a typical afternoon barhop, pussy-hunt selection and short time hotel fuck session are all about while you’re on holiday here in the PI! There are no frills in this episode. It’s as bare-bones and raw as it is in real life here. And after the short trike ride back to his ST hotel room, Jonas bared his bone to this little horny bar-tart named Ella. Not that names matter at all in these sordid encounters.

Fuck a girl with the perfect figure. Better than your fat ugly wife. You can fuck Melba and not even tell your wife. Don't tell her that her sweet cunt that nestles between her slim legs don't even smell bad. A girl like Melba should be rich. Any guy would buy her a house and a new car, but she sells herself like a cheap whore for only two good reasons. Firstly, she likes it. And most importantly, she is a cheap whore. Why pay expensive sluts good money for fat thighs and a bad attitude, when you can have Melba turn up in skin tight leggings that shows off her perfect calves and ass. She will open her legs for peanut butter sandwich. She will suck your cock for a can of soda. And if you are kind enough to buy her an expensive meal, she will ask for a gold watch and tell you to fuck off. Only I bring you girls like this. High definition super slut slim hips and virulent vagina.

With all those ridiculous tattoos on her arms and all over her back, super fucking good looking girl Tem cannot wear a party dress now without looking a complete slapper. And even if she covers herself up with a long sleeve blouse, she has still got obvious black tattoos on the backs of her hands, branding her as a complete tramp. She boldly strolled up to my room in a white t-shirt and denim shorts that are too small and her skinny ass is hanging all out of them. Good thing too, I would not want a respectable girl. I am pleased to have a fit filthy fucker that moans and enjoys a good afternoon pounding. Firm flat little titties and a sweet face, Tem fucking loves fucking. And she gobbles down deep in her throat. Now that is what you come to Asia for. Forget street food and hot weather, what you really want is Tem in your hotel room for a couple of hours. Brand yourself with high definition tattooed video.