For us men, I think there’s something existential about watching a tan-skinned girl in a bikini frolic and play in the water, isn’t there? Cue the start of this week’s submitted Trike Patrol episode from Jonas. You’ll see he’s still there on holiday sewing his wild oats this month; and doing so with his camcorder rolling for us thankfully! On this installment, he films a girl he met earlier that day down at Mo’s, after she agreed to meet up later at his hotel for a swim. Here’s a little bit about her before the rest Jonas will find out:

White bread and condensed milk with white sugar sprinkled on top, horrible sticky sweet stuff with no food value, but Lilly makes a good living from it. Better than working in a bar, no drunk patrons and no night work. Her cute looks are part of the fresh clean image, she gets off at eight I the evening, and maintains a dignified and modest lifestyle. The truth is Lilly is a bigger slut that any bar girl, loves to fuck, needs it, believes it enhances her lovely looks, and so enables her to sell more sugary rubbish. Careful with this video, you can get diabetes from it.

Got to the office late and Apryl was already waiting for me. Eagier little stripper. Yeah, didn't know that either. Has a BF who thinks it's hot she's banging other dudes, and probably not just on camera like today, I presume. Not the brightest crayon in the box, that Apryl, but gives me two thumbs up when I tell her she needs to suck my cock for her demo tape. "Sounds good! I'm good at it!", she says. It's true. She wanted to try anal before but her boy is too big. Luckily my little Rick here is just the right size to take her anal virginity. "Is this gonna take long?" she asks. I ensure her it doesn't and then fuck her ass as long as I can...before I bust my nut inside her. Biggest anal creampie yet I think. Smallest chance of a girl ever getting a real porn gig, too. Buh-bye, Apryl, keep giving those VIP room blowjobs at your club, that IS one thing you're good at.

20 year old Monica is an Italian girl from a good family who recently lost her job at an organic dry cleaning business. She's soft spoken and desperate for money. Highlights: Hairy bush, like a good Italian girl should, hesitant, reluctant, first time anal, walking funny, pussy filled with cum, pissed off model with semen dripping down her leg, Plan B at CVS $44.99 + tax with $5 off coupon, $44.99 tax write off, +1 karma point for giving her gas money.
I asked her to send me an email detailing her experience with me in her own words. I'll post it in the members area if it's any good.

Old George is a real ladykiller, and his specialties are teenagers... the bustier the better. Claudia Hot is an excellent choice, fulfilling all the requirements as in she is a teenager and her amazing natural breasts are made to fuck. Old George has a great time banging the teen silly, fucking her mouth, pussy and tits

Albert's new girlfriend, Jessyka is really into prostate games and also quite keen on anal fingering and licking. Albert is practically howling in joy as the crafty young vixen works over his anus, massages his prostate and gives his cock and balls some real treatment, until Albert cums like never before.

Chatting with a potential client, flirting online, preparing for the first date and seducing the guy with her sexy outfit and gentle passion – this longhaired chick loves everything about being a courtesan. She even has a special erotic set of nylons for such occasions and the guy sure loves it when she dresses this way. He fucks this skinny bitch like a pornstar and blasts a load right on her cute titties. That's what we call money well spent.

This stupid bitch should have known better ordering a pizza and having no money to pay for it was a bad idea. Now she has to work it off with her mouth, pussy and ass sucking delivery guy's cock and getting fucked rough. Yeah, this slut must have been just hungry for cock cuz she just couldn't stop moaning of pleasure as they guy fucked her tight chocolate hole. We bet she enjoyed a sweet anal dessert even more than she enjoyed the pizza itself.